2.14.2007

【報導】辰安稱霸,破壞王無能。

這篇原本是在下頭的...後來我想大概很多人沒看到...所以我把他移上來...
不可以讓筋肉人失望...他想出名。
更重要的是不可以讓破壞王太高興...
稍稍人事調動一下...不知道能否幫助辰安完成他的南柯一夢
(←誇張!北市驚見成語亂用又一樁!杜:國中生應加強國文)
對...小檸上次用的那個「近悅遠來」很可愛...XD"
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中華民國 95年 9月 7日
眾人期待的「床上筋肉王擂台賽」昨晚(9月6日)在花蓮的雅士督飯店隆重開幕+隆重閉幕。
這次師大附中國中部帶領了幾乎是全部的學生,到花蓮來參加這個比賽,順便舉辦畢業旅行。
雖規定比賽不能用爪子,仍有多人傷亡。傷的越多,大家越高興。成績揭曉,重量級由「辰安」蟬聯筋肉冠軍。羽量級由「破壞王」拔得頭籌。但是「破壞王」與「辰安」的對決,「破壞王」毫無半點防禦的能力。可說是國內「床上擂台」羽量級的項目素質不夠。
另外,眾所觀望越級挑戰重量級冠軍「辰安」選手的「馬子」選手,則驚人的以三秒鐘的速度從床上飛下,被摔下去的姿勢連滾帶翻,身體還騰空,很漂亮,裁判考慮頒給他技術獎。
今年「筋肉王」的頭銜由「辰安」獲得,大爆冷門。

7th. Sectember. 2006

An Eye Where No Fears In It

In every sports-lovers expect, "In-Bed Muscle Man Championship" was held in Hua-Lien's hotel yesterday(6.10.2006). This year, "HSNU" brought nearly every student in the school to join the contest, an decided to make it as an graduation trip of the students. The students love it.
As every contestant hurts, the crowd cheers. At last, Mr."Chen-An" won the name of "Muscle King". "The Destroyer" got a good score too.
As a skilled contestant - "Horsey" challenges "Chen-An". "Horsey" was thrown out of bed amazingly in only three seconds. He Fell beautifully, as he rolled, tangled and twinkle in the air. The judges is deciding whether giving him the name of "Technique Bed Fighter" or not.
Chen-An got this year's "Muscle King" prize. Evrey one couldn't believe it.

辰安背影(The back of Chen-An)
辰安背影(The back of Chen-An)

筋肉王辰安(Muscle King - Chen-An)
筋肉王辰安(Muscle King - Chen-An)

破壞王(The Destroyer)
破壞王(The Destroyer)

2 則留言:

匿名 提到...

杜正勝根本不支持成語
你寫錯了
他說成語會使國文腐化
早點下台吧⊙⊙...

Horsey 提到...

嘿...他那麼討厭成語還不是因為自己都不會用.....
我線在人在宜蘭喔,用我表妹的電腦...