【音樂】Avenue Q - It Sucks To Be Me

Avenue Q - It Sucks To Be Me

KATE MONSTER
Morning, Brian!

BRIAN
Hi, Kate Monster.

KATE MONSTER
How's life?

BRIAN
Disappointing!

KATE MONSTER
What's the matter?

BRIAN
The caterine company laid me off.

KATE MONSTER
Oh, I'm sorry!

BRIAN
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I always thought -

KATE MONSTER
What?

BRIAN
No, it sounds stupid.

KATE MONSTER
Aww, come on!

BRIAN
When I was little
I thought I would be...

KATE MONSTER
What?

BRIAN
A big comedian on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two and as you can see I'm not

KATE MONSTER
Nope!

BRIAN
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER
Nooo.

BRIAN
It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER
No!

BRIAN
It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER
Oh, you think your life sucks?

BRIAN
I think so.

KATE MONSTER
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart.

BRIAN
You are.

KATE MONSTER
Thanks!
I like romantic things like music and art.
And as you know I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have
A boyfriend?
F**k!
It sucks to be me!

BRIAN
Me too.

KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me.

BRIAN
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Brian...

KATE MONSTER
And Kate...

BRIAN
To not have a job!

KATE MONSTER
To not have a date!

BOTH
It sucks to be me.

BRIAN
Hey, Rod, Nicky, can you settle something for us?
Do you have a second?

ROD
Ah, certainly.

KATE MONSTER
Whose life sucks more?
Brian's or mine?

NICKY AND ROD
Ours!

ROD
We live together.

NICKY
We're as close as people can get.

ROD
We've been the best of buddies...

NICKY
Ever since the day we met.

ROD
So he knows lots Of ways to make me Really upset.
Oh, every day is an aggravation.

NICKY
Come on, that's an exaggeration!

ROD
You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet on my chair.

NICKY
Oh yeah?
You do such anal things like ironing your underwear.

ROD
You make that very small apartment we share a hell.

NICKY
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!

ROD
It sucks to be me!

NICKY
No, it sucks to be me!

KATE MONSTER
It sucks to be me!

BRIAN
It sucks to be me!

ALL
Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!

CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you all so happy?

NICKY
Becuase our lives suck!

CHRISTMAS EVE
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country for opportunities.
Tried to work in korean deli
But I am Japanese.
But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck!
It suck to be me!

PRINCETON
Excuse me?

BRIAN
Hey there.

PRINCETON
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.

CHRISTMAS EVE
Why you looking all the way out here?

PRINCETON
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out of my price range.
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!

BRIAN
You need to talk to the superintendent.
Let me get him.

PRINCETON
Great, thanks!

BRIAN
Yo, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

PRINCETON
Oh my God!
It's Gary Coleman!

GARY COLEMAN
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money that got stolen by my folks!
Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here - The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -

ALL
It sucks to be you.

KATE MONSTER
You win!

ALL
It sucks to be you.

BRIAN
I feel better now!

GARY COLEMAN
Try having people stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.

ALL
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!

PRINCETON
This is real life!

ALL
We live on Avenue Q!

NICKY
You're gonna love it!

ALL
We live on Avenue Q!

GARY COLEMAN
Here's your keys!

ALL
Welcome to Avenue Q!
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呼...段考考完了呢！

念祖：我的數學大霹靂了！
子昂：大爆炸！！
馬+昂：蹦蹦！！！！！
秋生：你們可不可以不要這麼輕浮？
下巴：杜杜~~~
念祖：囧

Orz
上面是一群幼稚的人。

秋生：我不是叫你們不要這麼幼稚了嗎...

好，看來大家段考都考不好...= =
不是啦...是我考不好。
數學又沒寫完了。
辜負了數學國標小王子尤貴弘的教導。

我下次會加油的。

我今天要闡述的是，有沒有人曾經覺得自己很爛，很沒用，很廉價。
(我沒有在引涉廉價的友情喔XD真的沒有喔！)
今天來跟大家介紹一部得過東尼獎(音樂劇的大大大獎)的音樂劇。
Avenue Q
Q大道。
這是一齣很可愛又很成人的音樂劇。
其實我沒看過XD
是我哥的同學去看的。
裡面的角色大部分都是像芝麻街美語的那種布娃娃。可是布娃娃沒表情，所以就需要一個人來操縱它、幫它唱歌、再配上演出者自己的臉部表情。

(因為跟芝麻街太像了，英國版的官網首頁甚至注明了：我們跟芝麻街美語沒關係。)

不過內容是非常成人的。
他討論的包括：性、色情、同志、種族歧視、政治，而且它還講了很多很多的髒話。
不過，這不是那種會讓你討厭的東東。因為他表演的方法太可愛了XDDD"

這首歌"It Sucks To Be Me"是音樂劇的第二首歌。是在說一個讀完大學名叫Princeton的傢伙，他要找個地方住，他從A大道開始找，但房價都太高了，直到Q大道，是個很廉價的社區，所以他在那邊住下來後有很多廉價的友情XDDD(不是在說糰子喔！XDD真的真的不是喔！)

Orz
把廉價的友情那句話刪掉。

咳咳，所以他在那裡住下來了。那裡的人卻都覺得自己很爛...
ok 差不多就這樣吧。

喔對我很喜歡這音樂劇的最後一首歌的最後一句話XD:
Except death and paying taxes, all the thing in life is only for now.

雖然並不完全贊同，只是這句話還不錯酷。

聽歌聽歌！

[杜杜：為什麼你的網誌還是沒提到我...
馬子：有啦有啦...你看下巴說什麼...= =]